Show HN: To Honor Sir Patrick Stewart, Enjoy the TNG Episode Guessing Game (tng.episodle.com)

191 pointsby francisofascii10 hours ago53 comments

Arainach 8 hours ago

I appreciate this. The full text search is fairly crucial, as while I've seen the entire series more than once I cannot for the life of me remember "the name of the episode where the aliens pretending to be dumb kidnap Geordi", but the search is good enough to get there without being too obvious.

latexr 7 hours ago

> the aliens pretending to be dumb

Pretending? The Pakleds were genuinely dumb. If TNG’s episode left you with any doubts, watch Lower Decks and let them all be dispelled.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Pakled

dbcooper 6 hours ago

Was it just their verbal intelligence?

goalieca 6 hours ago

No. And this reminds me of the “meat proxies” we see now who are “smart” and “powerful” using Claude.

latexr 6 hours ago

No, they really were (hilariously) dumb and simple. Of the top of my head I remember their capital was named “Big Strong City”, their “Red Alert” was “Red Alarm” (it’s funny in context) and they didn’t really understand that’s an emergency, and despite being corrected multiple times by the woman herself, they kept thinking captain Carol Freeman was captain Kathryn Janeway. For reference, one of them in black and the other is white.

hnlmorg 6 hours ago

The Pakleds weren’t as dumb as they pretended.

Yeah Lower Decks played on their stupidity. But everything about Lower Decks was an exaggerated form of cannon.

But the actual behaviour of the Pakleds was to mislead people into thinking they were harmless through playing on their own stupidity.

Now I’m not saying they were a smart race comparable to (for example) the Romulans. But they weren’t as stupid as they portrayed themselves.

Ohentis 4 hours ago

No, they really were (hilariously) dumb and simple. Now let me list two examples that are just vocabulary.

latexr 17 minutes ago

Urk. Man, people like you really take the joy out of life. Here everyone else is, just having fun with harmless geekery, but something just compels you to be pedantic and wrong.

“Big Strong City” is not “just vocabulary”, it’s an example of how they think and what they value, what they give importance to. “Red Alarm” is vocabulary, but that was not the example (that was to situate people who have seen the show), the relevant bit is “they didn’t really understand that’s an emergency”. Mixing up two people is not vocabulary.

Now, was it worth it to poo poo on everyone’s fun just to try to show how smart you are and embarrass yourself in the process by revealing a lack of understanding of the subject matter?

Don’t be that kid at the party who’s always calling for attention and all of the adults secretly wish their parents hadn’t brought him along. Do better.

altcognito 5 hours ago

I do remember waiting for the formulaic “aha! Tricked you! You thought we were dumb moment” and then it was just like “nope, this is just the way they are”, was definite an interesting twist.

rob74 2 hours ago

Ah yes, if you like Pakleds, you should really watch Lower Decks! Also if you like TNG, as it's set in the timeline just after TNG and has guest (voice) appearances from many TNG, DS9 and Voyager characters - though not Picard unfortunately (IIRC).

Arainach 20 minutes ago

The Pakleds assembled a huge pile of technologies they didn't invent together into a powerful ship and social-engineered the Enterprise into giving them more valuable stuff to exploit.

This is Hacker News, replace "Pakleds" with "startup founder" and so long as it's profitable that's called being brilliant and innovative.

dmead 6 hours ago

Samaritan snare. It's also the one where Picard gets his heart fixed.

hnlmorg 6 hours ago

There’s two when that happens.

One where the season 2 doctor replaced Crusher (because apparently the producers didn’t like Gates McFadden even though the cast and viewers did) performed the operation.

And another where Q sent Picard back in time (kind of) to undo the incident that lead to his heart getting stabbed.

The latter episode hasn’t aged well because of one unnecessary romantic/sex scene. Which is a pity because it’s an otherwise fantastic episode.

But then the TOS has its fair share of cringeworthy moments for modern audiences that made total sense in the era it was aired.

cogburnd02 16 minutes ago

> The full text search is fairly crucial

It'd also be nice if the search had fuzzy letter matching, too. American keyboards typically don't make typing "deja q" or "menage a troi" with the diacritics particularly easy.

joeguilmette 8 hours ago

i watched TNG through when it aired as a child, and then again probably every other year since. i dont know anyone IRL who has seen or consumed more TNG, or loved it more than i do

i couldnt get a single one right lol

anonzzzies 8 hours ago

I watched tng and voyager 100s of times, I never have known any episode names of either. I recognized all the screens though and can tell what season and if it’s early or late in the season.

dexterdog 7 hours ago

If you've watched it more than a dozen times and don't know Darmok, I don't know what to say.

joeguilmette 7 hours ago

i really love picard’s jacket that he wore in that episode. kinda weird it only showed up there and a small handful of cameos in others.

Der_Einzige 6 hours ago

Darmok appears to be shockingly uninfluential in the current GenAI NLP/AI community.

Would love to be proven wrong!

mrexroad 6 hours ago

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

havaloc 6 hours ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

tosti 3 hours ago

Claude, when the machines broke.

unsnap_biceps 6 hours ago

If you search the season, the pop up gives the name and a brief description and I was able to select the right episode based upon that.

smolder 3 hours ago

The thing I shared with people was his appearance in Extras which is hilarious. It proves he can be comedic because he is just that good of an actor. RIP.

mijowi 9 hours ago

Maybe I’m not enough of a Trekkie, but I feel multiple choice would be good here.

vunderba 8 hours ago

TNG is one of my favorite shows of all time, and I can't answer most of these. I feel like I've watched the entire show at least a couple of times all the way through, but I definitely don't pay attention to the individual episode titles.

This is one step away from: "In season 4, episode 3, what was the exact code Data used to lock out the Enterprise?"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rERApU26PcA

twoodfin 8 hours ago

173467321476Charlie32789777643Tango732Victor73117888732476789764376Lock.

philodeon 8 hours ago

Oh great, now Cloudflare needs to revoke an entire certificate authority…

goodmythical 8 hours ago

Turned out the key was 0n3S3v3ntHr33f0UrS1xS3v3nThR33... and so we were fine until I typed this comment.

dotancohen 2 hours ago

That's the code on my luggage.

ctolsen an hour ago

I've seen the show many times through and I know which episode every single one of these are from. But with a few exceptions I don't remember the name of any of them. It's just not a thing my brain picks up.

ricksunny 3 hours ago

*SPOILER quote re today’s episodle*:

[episode’s protagonist]: Computer, begin new programme. Create as follows, workstation chair. (he sits in it) Now, create a standard alphanumeric console positioned for left hand. Now an iconic display console positioned for right hand. Tie both consoles into the Enterprise main computer core, utilising neural-scan interface. COMPUTER: There is no such device on file. [protagonist]: No problem. Here's how you build it.

(some period context: circa 1990, a neuralink interface was pretty much unconscionable)

karim79 8 hours ago

It's great just a bit toooo hard.

But it's for trekkies so I'm not going to judge, I like Star Trek but I can't say that I'm anywhere as close to being a hardcore trekky, I'm still learning and getting into it.

I'm happy to see work like this and I'm also curious as to how you got all the screenshot content. Was that through scraping or ffmpeg going through video content or what? I'm deeply curious.

Additionally, I think there (might) be a decent vibe-coded game about the game Oblivion and the intro sequence where Patrick Stewart plays the Emperor Uriel.

His presence in Oblivion was far too short.

We can perhaps honour him by extending the initial sequences of the game, with a game. Idea, methinks.

Edit: Trekkies->trekky

ryandrake 6 hours ago

I got a bunch of them but only because I am a super hardcore TNG nerd. Most casual trekkies probably don’t even notice the names of the episodes. It’s still a tough game.

mrexroad 6 hours ago

Wow, I loved how hard this was. Some took me 3 or 4 tries before getting it. It’s been maybe 4-5 years since I’ve done a re-watch, so I found it interesting that some episodes like Silicon Avatar and Inheritance blurred together in my memory.

Re: screenshots, I’d assume they were scraped from memoryalpha.

asciimov 8 hours ago

Thanks for this! Back when TNG was on TV on the regular my wife would play a game with me, she’d flip over to TNG and pause the video, then I had to describe the episode well enough to match the guide description. I could usually get it as long as it wasn’t just a still of the Enterprise.

Most of these I can get in one or two guesses through key word search, I do not have all the episodes titles memorized.

temporallobe 7 hours ago

As a TNG fanatic since it first aired in ‘87 I’m surprised I didn’t get more right, but I got 60%. I missed the one about the alien race who developed the technology where you could step through a portal into another place in the galaxy (“Contagion”). I thought the race was the Iconians but it wasn’t in the episode description for some reason. Love the game! Can I ask how you made this so quickly?

havaloc 6 hours ago

Shoutout for: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Generation_(podca...

A goofy, often NSFW podcast by two hosts who really like Star Trek.

carruler 2 hours ago

Nice little "game". Appreciate the effort

justinator 3 hours ago

Looking for Red Letter Media's Honoring of Sir Patrick Stewart myself.

rsyring 10 hours ago

Thanks for doing something to honor him. I was bummed we didn't get a black bar for him today here on HN (I know he's not STEM but honorary STEM?).

The game might be too hard? I have watched A LOT of TNG and didn't make the first few guesses correctly and then bailed out.

nekusar 9 hours ago

I put out 5(4) candles for him!

cheschire 9 hours ago

Reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_of_Command_(Star_Trek:_T...

vunderba 9 hours ago

Love that episode. I remember immediately being reminded of balut [1] when Picarde eats the alien egg.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)

Also:

https://imgpb.com/cardassian-firewall

charcircuit 9 hours ago

How would he be honorary STEM? Do you consider real life aircraft employees to also be STEM or honorary STEM.

rsyring 6 hours ago

I take it back, it's not too hard.

I didn't realize the first round through that each game was for the same episode. I also didn't realize I could search for plot keywords. That made it a lot easier and I haven't missed one yet.

Am4TIfIsER0ppos 9 hours ago

Is it cheating when you can search for a plot element you know from the episode but have no idea of the title? For example: The Big Goodbye. A newspaper suggests either the holodeck or time travel but you can merely enter "holodeck" and get a list of a dozen candidates. Sub Rosa and "grandmother"? Shame you can't search for "vasquez rocks"

francisofascii 9 hours ago

No, not cheating. You are playing the way it was intended. Maybe we need a hard mode to turn off the plots.

nekusar 10 hours ago

That's a dumb game.

I know the first one I got was the anachronistic Irish and the clones. No clue of the episode name.

I know it's 2nd season cause it's Pulaski as doctor. I liked her over Crusher. And she called the clones' bluff immediately!

system2 9 hours ago

Is it dumb because you don't know the names of the episodes? There are hardcore trekkies who can list all the episode names easily. Maybe this game is for them?

twoodfin 8 hours ago

Up the Long Ladder

edoceo 8 hours ago

Eyes in the dark...one moon circles

loveandhelp 5 hours ago

I wanna fall in love. But we never had a chance to meet that Jean Luc Picard because that was a character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyKq7Aax-hI